Bitch Slap Him, Just Not During Tea
It's an exciting time of year in English Premiership soccer. We're halfway through the season so the games really are starting to mean something. The transfer window is open for the month of January and our hip hop Mens National Teamer Clint Demsey and the scariest American soccer player ever, Oguchi Onyewu could be heading to England's top flight. Oh and we're on the cusp of Champions League knockout round games. But, what is hogging the headlines? The verbal slap fight between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and Manchester United's Sir Alex Ferguson. Basically Mourinho says (paraphrasing) "Ha! Silly ManU. We have played like complete monkey feces and you are still only six points ahead of us in the standings. Hail Portugal!" While SAF replies with "You pitiful fool! Despite what you may percieve as weakness we remain atop your precious standings and shall prove victorious at season's outset. Long live Scotland!" Okay, maybe I took some liberties, but seriously come on you guys. And I thought bitching and acting like little girls were American pastimes. Those pretentious European assholes aren't better than us after all! U-S-A!!