6.13.2007

Freddy to go Under Knife, Just Wants a Little Weed for Anaesthetic

Not much to say here besides Pat Gillick and his scouts are apparently pretty dumb. Anybody with two eyes and half a brain could see Freddy Garcia wasn't right last year, and now it looks like he'll have to have surgery on a messed up labrum. Here's what it all means, broken down all math-equation-y style:

Freddy Garcia '07 = Shoulder Gate '00 + plausible deniability

Obviously, Kenny has learned from past mistakes. Suspicion a guy you soon want to trade is injured? Simple, just don't have your docs take a look at him and then pray to God some stupid ass GM takes him off your hands for you. To top it all off, this time we got a player in Gio Gonzalez who is likely to contribute a little more to the club than David Wells ever did. In case you've forgotten, fatty, Chicago still hates you and your underperforming, Frank Thomas-hating shenanigans.

4 comments:

Notorious B.O.B. said...

I have a feeling fewer GMs will be working trades with Kenny, since he cant seem to play fair with others.

Tanking worse right now:

- The White Sox
or
- My fantasy team

Damn it! When does football season start?

trout said...

White Sox, by a landslide. You could be back in first by the end of the week. The White Sox won't be in first until oh... I don't know... 2009 or later?

Gage said...

How about my fantasy team? They haven't done squat in weeks. All I want is a no hitter.

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